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ABOUT ME (AKA A BUNCH OF STUFF NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT)

NAME: My name is Heath, although I don't particularly like that name and it doesn't suit me.

AKA: Jeff, "that guy", "the weird kid"

DOB: 7/07/2006

RESIDES: Hell on Earth

WHAT I DO: I'm a high school student, currently. 9th grade, to be specific.

HAIR COLOUR: Currently, it's black. Naturally, it's a rather nasty dishwater blonde color. In the past I've also had red, purple, and blue hair.

PIERCINGS: None currently, used to have one pierced ear.

TATTOOS: Just a couple of shitty stick-and-pokes I did when I was younger - the Algiz rune on
my left wrist, a pentagram on my left hand, and a star and a mushroom on my leg.

TURN ONS: Mentally unstable thots with dyed hair and daddy issues who are willing to put up with me for a few weeks until Brad comes along and steals my girfriend from me, worsening my abandonment issues and leaving me an emotional wreck for a couple months until the next one comes along. Rinse and repeat. Negative XP would be proud.

TURN OFFS: All flavors of douchebag (football players, jocks, preps, frat boys, whatever you want to call them), hipsters, extroverts, group projects and basically any situation where I am forced to interact with *shudders* humans. In the words of Jean-Paul Sartre, "Hell is other people."

FIRST CRUSH: The maid from American Horror Story (no, seriously)

FAVORITE ARTISTS: ZdzisΕ‚aw BeksiΕ„ski, Francis Bacon, Kerry James Marshall, Junji Ito, Edward Gorey, Yuko Tatsushima, KΓ€the Kollwitz, Hieronymus Bosch, Eikoh Hosoe

FAVORITE BANDS: As a borderline social recluse, I don't think it'll come as a surprise to anyone that I'm really into music. American Football, Bauhaus, Bones, Burzum, Christian Death, Coil, The Cure, Current 93, Danny Brown, Darkthrone, Dashboard Confessional, David Bowie, Death Grips, Death In June, Depeche Mode, EinstΓΌrzende Neubauten, Faith No More, Giles Corey, Happy Days, Have A Nice Life, Jack Off Jill, Joy Division, KMFDM, Leonard Cohen, Leftover Crack, Lifelover, Lil Darkie/Spider Gang, Lil Peep, Malon, Make A Change...Kill Yourself, Mayhem, Mindless Self Indulgence, My Chemical Romance, Nine Inch Nails, The Promise Ring, Psychonaut 4, Radiohead, Scott Walker, Sematary, Silencer, Siouxsie And The Banshees, The Sisters Of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, The Smiths, Street Sects, Suffocate For Fuck Sake, Sun Devoured Earth, Sunny Day Real Estate,Throbbing Gristle, Type O Negative, are a few of my favorite artists and that's just scratching the surface.

FAVORITE MOVIES: Apocalypse Now, Beetlejuice, Borat, The Crow, Donnie Darko, Elephant, Eraserhead (any anything by Lynch for that matter), Fight Club, Ginger Snaps, The Matrix, Point Break, The Seventh Seal, Sweeney Todd

FAVORITE ACTORS: Noel Fielding

FAVORITE BOOKS: Running With Scissors, Ghostgirl, The Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian. But I usually never read actual books because I have one brain cell, but I like graphic novels. I'll read anything by Jhonen Vasquez, James O'Barr, Roman Dirge, Junji Ito, and Edward Gorey. I also have a fondness for beatnik poetry (Ginsberg, Kerouac, etc).

WHAT I'M CURRENTLY READING: Industrial Society and Its Future by Ted Kaczynski

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, Clone High, The I.T. Crowd, South Park, Tim And Eric's Awesome Show Great Job, Ted Lasso, The Mighty Boosh, What We Do In The Shadows

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